La Plancha

My Dinner With Ethel: Willoughby Tucker, I Will Always Love You (#30)

somehow the soundboard returned

The Bong and Winding Road: The Host (#29)

ho-in' around again
00:00 - the durxie churx
06:49 - The Host
21:26 - stupid people, good people
28:48 - the self aware shuffle
33:48 - a killer vagina in broad daylight
42:40 - one man’s trash is another man’s kino
48:36 - bong joon-ho, action maestro
52:10 - designing the killer vagina
56:19 - the real virus was the friends we made along the way
1:02:11 - a musical comedy of errors
1:05:18 - the most unsettling white man
1:11:18 - committing to the bit
1:23:40 - ratings

Goated With the Boss: Nebraska (#28)

even the boss goes through it sometimes
the little girl counter remains at 21
00:00:00 - in this darkness i will disappear
00:12:18 - an alarming number of little girls
00:13:55 - the story so far
00:32:17 - Nebraska
00:40:30 - i will try to fix you
00:47:56 - they declared me unfit to live
01:00:14 - suicide is badass
01:02:16 - gonna be a rumble out on the promenade
01:09:52 - going electric (43 years later)
01:16:29 - there’s a beautiful full moon rising
01:23:51- prison for 98 and a year
01:29:39 - nothing feels better than blood on blood
01:40:06 - out where the great black rivers flow
01:45:43 - sounds echoin’ all down michigan avenue
01:50:40 - new jersey in the mornin’ like a lunar landscape
01:54:56 - where our sins lie unatoned
02:05:03 - the sun sets behind a weeping willow tree
02:12:35 - ratings
02:19:17 - what happened next: from the edge of the void to the top of the world

Fargo (#27)

i’m going down to fargo gonna have myself a time
00:00:00 - when trevor met fran
00:06:00 - Fargo
00:23:51 - daring you to have fun
00:28:01 - do you wanna see the (mid)west with me?
00:34:42 - joel and ethan and marge and nietzsche
00:42:31 - howcatchem
00:47:12 - evil wears a vikings jersey
00:56:04 - how do you do fellow kids? *gets brutalized repeatedly*
01:02:38 - move bitch get out da wade
01:10:14 - never met a jerry worthy of respect tbh
01:15:55 - a woodchipper and a funny looking fella
01:21:26 - a 3-minute argument about how to pronounce “bagel”
01:24:20 - the reason allison chose this film: no place like home
01:25:38 - ratings
01:34:58 - trevor’s pick for next time (Paul Thomas Anderson’s “Magnolia”)

Goated With the Boss: The River (#26)

the chris christie of springsteen albums
the little girl counter currently stands at 20
EDIT: upon further review the little girl counter currently stands at 21
00:00:00 - midpoint vibe check
00:07:06 - the story so far
00:17:14 - The River
00:20:11 - that garage sound
00:28:06 - ride me to the junkyard in my cadillac
00:33:05 - if they put up a roadblock, I'll parachute in
00:38:18 - must be a lonely life for a working girl + mess around, and you'll end up in dutch, boy
00:50:29 - 5 days a week, girl, loading crates
01:04:07 - we're running now, but, darling, we still stand and fight
01:10:13 - it's the last time that she's gonna be riding with me
01:13:18 - the cool of the night takes the edge off the heat
01:16:46 - grow up to dream again
01:19:58 - at night they walk that dark and dusty highway all alone
01:32:42 - everybody needs a place to rest, everybody wants to have a home
01:38:38 - she probably got a lousy personality
01:42:45 - bang, bang, baby you're dead
01:44:44 - there's a cute little chapel nestled down in the pines
01:47:02 - i just wanna sleep tonite again in yr arms
01:52:18 - down to where the fields were green
02:03:47 - the restless pull of the price you pay
02:15:27 - i just lay there awake in the middle of the night thinking about...
02:22:47 - ratings
02:30:02 - what happened next: “now i am become woke” and you can’t go home again

trevor's so lonely (#25)

would hate for y'all to starve without us so here's some nonsense. bon appetit.

2025 NFL Preview (#24)

no allison for this one. also no chapters sorryyyyyy. kinda just dicking around. honestly a very quarter-assed episode.

Magic, Alive! (#23)

honestly we totally peak with the intro on this one
00:00:00 - red hot chili star wars
00:09:30 - the midwest wars
00:11:58 - fonz posting: bringing back the 50’s in a non-fascist way
00:16:15 - Magic, Alive!
00:33:06 - a loss for words
00:35:56 - more than you can chew
00:45:07 - take a look, it’s in a hook
00:49:59 - face melting bass belting
00:55:27 - Recitatif
01:00:14 - rub some dirt on it
01:03:00 - Crooked Stick + Sugar Water
01:08:41 - Run, Run, Run Pt. II
01:16:01 - the reason andrew chose this album: sharing cool shit with yr friends is cool
01:17:10 - ratings
01:24:36 - allison’s pick for next time (Joel & Ethan Coen’s “Fargo”)

Heat (#22)

she's pod a...GREAT CAST!!!!!
00:00:00 - the ymca that's got a real ass on it
00:04:32 - it’s not too late to restart reconstruction
00:09:35 - someone else host, pls
00:13:22 - Heat
00:19:52 - feeling the heat decades later
00:27:14 - who gets the last word?
00:34:52 - the angeles
00:39:38 - art, meet art
00:44:26 - look at all the lonely people
00:53:40 - dunkacino
00:58:13 - the cup of coffee scene
01:03:00 - the lazy serial killer
01:16:33 - the cast to end casts
01:22:15 - the shootout that actually happened
01:30:50 - hank azaria’s face
01:33:16 - heat but with ladies
01:37:38 - the reason trevor chose this film: he’d never seen it and it’s a friggin classic and RIP val kilmer
01:38:19 - ratings
01:41:25 - andrew’s pick for next time (McKinley Dixon - Magic, Alive!)

Goated With the Boss: Darkness On the Edge of Town (#21)

chris christie broke my fuckin car, man, goddammit
the little girl counter currently stands at 4
00:00:00 - andrewpalooza
00:06:37 - juliancel casablancas
00:08:59 - abdrew
00:11:25 - the story so far
00:19:39 - Darkness On the Edge of Town
00:28:08 - the hard questions
00:38:23 - too dirty to be this clean
00:42:30 - together in loneliness
00:51:13 - you better get it straight, darlin’
01:00:28 - you inherit the sins, you inherit the flames
01:09:11 - hwahhhhhhhhahhhuhhhhhhahhhhhh
01:15:18 - what (what) she (she) wants (wants) is (is) me
01:19:23 - out of our way mister you best keep
01:40:54 - cut this pain from my heart
01:47:12 - man takes his lunch, walks out in the morning life
01:51:53 - in the darkness i hear somebody call my name
01:58:29 - you want it, you take it, you pay the price
02:05:57 - you can tell her that I’m easily found
02:17:18 - ratings
02:23:35 - what happened next: ptsd and the LEGENDARY e street band